Hello, Koman Coulibaly and Tom Henning Øvrebø here and we want to bring you some things that suck. How qualified exactly are we to talk about things that suck? That is quite funny that you would even bother asking that. Honestly, do you know who we are? This is our God given talent! If not, spend a moment and google us. Come back once you understand how qualified we are. So see you in about 2 minutes!
1. Italy: Hey Italy! You may not have heard but winning the previous World Cup doesn’t actually get you a bye from the group stage and straight into the knock out round! I know that it is a bummer that no one told you this before! You could hire either one of us as a consultant to share with you this important information BEFORE Brazil 2014. Crazy that you former champions would not only completely fail in the group stage, but do it with so little class. Lippi you couldn’t shake hands with the Slovakian manager? Man, you suck Italy.
More things that suck after the jump!